Herby Cucumber Cream Cheese Bites with Pretzels
Did anyone else’s grandma make those cucumber cream cheese bites from 70s-era cookbooks? I like to think of these bites as an elevated, more modern version of that vintage classic! The cream cheese is loaded with fresh dill and chives, garlic, and lemon zest for a herby, summery pop of flavor. I am obsessed with this no-cook appetizer for casual wine nights on the patio!

When I was a kid, I thought cucumber tea sandwiches were the epitome of fine dining. And honestly, I was proven right, because when we were in London in December, we went to The Library for afternoon tea, and the cucumber sandwich was one of my favorite bites! (And that’s saying something, considering how incredible the cakes were.)
Anyways, now that I’m home, I have been loving some no-cook summery appetizers. Especially since we’re already seeing triple digits ughhh. So I decided to update one of the recipes my grandma used to make all the time that featured slices of cucumbers topped with a dollop of cream cheese and a little dried dill.
This recipe keeps the same spirit, but with fresh dill and chives. If there’s one thing I learned in culinary school, it’s that fresh herbs are key to improving the flavor of pretty much anything. And for a little crunch, I layered the bites on pretzel chips, but I think they’d be great on rye crisps too.
These bites are amazing with some of my other no-cook apps like strawberry bruschetta or this citrusy black bean, corn, and feta dip. Invite some friends over, open a bottle of wine, and you’re ready for summertime entertaining!
Salt the cucumbers
When you cut cucumbers, they tend to leak lots of water and make things soggy. So I like to salt and drain the cucumbers first. The salt adds some flavor, but getting rid of the extra water also makes them nice and crisp!



Make the bites



Whipping the cream cheese is 100x easier if it’s softened. Just pull it out of the fridge about 30-60 minutes before making the recipe!



You want to serve these bites right away, because the pretzels get soft after a while. You can prep the cream cheese a few days in advance, but you want to assemble everything right before serving.

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Easy Cucumber Cream Cheese Bites on Pretzels
Ingredients
- 1/2 English cucumber thinly sliced (24 slices)
- Kosher salt to taste
- 4 ounces block cream cheese softened (115 grams)
- 1 Tablespoon heavy cream (15 milliliters)
- 2 teaspoons finely chopped fresh dill more for garnish
- 1 Tablespoon finely chopped fresh chives (3 grams)
- 1 small garlic clove peeled and grated (1/2 teaspoon)
- 1/2 teaspoon fresh lemon zest
- Freshly-cracked black pepper to taste
- 24 pretzel crisps or crackers
Equipment
- Hand mixer, or stand mixer with whip attachment
- Piping bag, with large round tip
Instructions
- First, toss the cucumbers with a few pinches of Kosher salt. Transfer the cucumbers to a fine-mesh sieve and place the sieve over a bowl. Let the cucumbers sit for at least 10 minutes, but preferably 20-30, until the cucumbers release extra water. Use paper towels or a clean linen to pat the cucumbers completely dry.
- While the cucumbers are salting, add the softened cream cheese and heavy cream to a medium mixing bowl. Using a hand mixer or stand mixer with whip attachment, beat the cream cheese and heavy cream for 2-3 minutes, until it's very light and fluffy. Scrape down the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula as needed.
- Add the fresh dill, fresh chives, grated garlic, lemon zest, a pinch of Kosher salt, and black pepper to the cream cheese. Whip for another 1-2 minutes. Taste and adjust the seasonings if needed.
- Transfer the cream cheese mixture to a piping bag fitted with a large round tip. Pipe a dollop of herb cream cheese on each pretzel crisp. Then, use a butter knife to spread the cream cheese out a little bit.
- Place a cucumber slice on top of each pretzel crisp. Garnish the cucumbers with freshly-cracked black pepper and a sprig of dill. Enjoy right away!
